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. Types of License

Obviously not everyone uses the A to the same extent, and more importantly not everyone can afford to pay us the same amount (it is our intention to get as much money as possible from you without bankrupting you, so that we can charge you all over again next year). So we have several different licenses, and each license will have different price levels, depending on how much we think we can screw you for. The main types of license are as follows :

Written Word

This license is intended for any documents that are handwritten, typed, or printed via a computer, but not sold or used in any way for financial gain.

Printed word

This covers any printed material sold for profit. In addition to the basic fee, a royalty of 10% will also be charged on the sale price of the publication

Verbal usage

This license allows you to say words with the letter A in them. Without this license you are obliged to remain silent. Please be aware that for the good of mankind certain people will not be issued this license, ever.

Website License

This type of license gives you the right to use the letter A on all your domains and on all pages, both static and dynamic. However it does NOT include the use of the letter A in e-mails, or e-mail addresses, you will have to purchase a separate license for e-mail usage.

E-mails

This license covers all personal and business e-mails except bulk e-mails (spam), a separate license will be required for spam.

Bulk E-mails (Spam)

The cost of this license will be variable. When you apply for this license we will calculate exactly how much you can afford to pay, then charge you slightly more than this. I am aware that this will put all spammers out of business, but this is a personal thing, I am sick and tired of finding my mailbox full of spam every day. Also every cloud has a silver lining, and this clause is this cloud's silver lining.

Duration of License

Licenses will be valid for a period of one year. You have to pay again next year, and every year. However we will also issue lifetime licenses that will cost approximately the same as thirty one year licenses. These offer good value to young people and non-smokers. They also benefit us as we expect our patents to be overturned within a couple of years, so getting thirty years worth of money off you upfront makes good business sense.

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