.	About The Patent Types of Patent Methods of Payment Tell A Friend Link To Us Great Websites Visit These Other Great Sites Home Grown Laughter A funny comedy site full of great jokes. Plenty of humour (or humor, if you are American) and gags to raise some laughter. Alien Life And The Paranormal Everything you need to know about the paranormal - E.S.P., psychic abilities, fortune telling, UFOs, aliens, abductions, ghosts, the supernatural, folk law, and more. The Website Traffic Club Need more surfers to visit your website or blog? Want search engine advertising but cannot afford it? Then you must join the Website Traffic Club and get more hits.	.	About The Patent The patent is now ratified in USA, Canada, Mexico, and all EU countries, with patents in all other countries pending. It gives The Ecchi Patent Company full and total rights to the letter A. We are now beginning to enforce those rights, anyone wishing to use the letter A must first purchase a patent from us. Please read the following definitions of A regards to our patent. Definitions of A 1. The rights lie with us for all forms of the letter A, including, but not limited to, uppercase, lowercase, accented, Cyrillic, put in a little circle (e-mail users please note), in code, and in any form we may not have thought of already. 2. The rights lie with us for written, spoken, and electronically transmitted A. 3. The rights lie with us for the use of the letter A in all languages, including made up languages. (however see point 3a below) 3a. If our patent fails in any country, we still hold the rights to the letter A if used in that country's language when written, spoken, or stored electronically in a country that we do hold the patent. Order Of Prosecution As is traditional with patent claims of this sort, we will first be targeting webmasters running adult sites, as most of them desire anonymity and would not relish the publicity that a legal battle would produce. Next we will target medium sized businesses that can afford to pay us for an expensive license but cannot afford an expensive legal battle. Then we will go after the non-adult site webmasters who will by then have seen their adult site running contemporaries pay up and believe us when we tell them they have to pay as well. Finally we will go after everyone else on the planet who uses computers, writes, reads, speaks, or even thinks the letter A. Insulting Behavior Since I first announced our patent I have been inundated with e-mails, letters, and even verbal abuse calling me an a**hole. I have no objection to this treatment, in fact I would encourage it, because the word a**hole contains the letter A, and you will be paying us for the use of it. Future Patents Please be aware that as well as our patent on the letter A, we have 25 similar patents pending.	.	Visit These Other Great Sites How to make Money online How can you start making money with Myspace in less than 2 weeks? How To Be A Psychic GENUINE methods of developing your own Psychic Ability Click Here and become psychic NOW Website Hosting Need a high quality, low cost host for your own website? Click Here for details. Bondage Blog Free bondage photos, free bondage stories, free bondage videos. Click Here and see them suffer. How To Make Any Woman Your Willing Slave YES this WILL work. Your chance to make the woman of your dreams into your willing slave FOREVER Click Here for details. Adult Stories Want to read a few stories that were written for adults ONLY? Then Click Here !	.
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